whenever anyone asks you “do you have unlimited texting” just say no. say no. honesty isn’t worth the full bee movie script

i mean brendon could’ve made out with a chick and then a dude and even though the song is mainly about polysexual gals it still would’ve fit the point of the song

like i’d rather the chick make out with a chick and then another dude to make it …”equal”

instead of her making out with a chick and then both of them rubbing up on brendon like its a fucking threesome with a straight dude thats really into lesbians

thats what it felt like

im v :/ when it comes to the directors cut of girls/girls/boys

like, they might’ve had good intentions but it just looked……… misogynistic

so im not hating it because as said, the intentions might’ve been good, but i didnt like it






please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes


if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful


That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet




*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning


have you seen the movie lucy?


look i would honestly rather reach inside my body and pull my own intestines out through my butthole than pay money to watch a white woman kill taiwanese people on a big screen


being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.